Bumf

This really is the perfect word.
(And thanks to Anu Garg's A Word A Day)

bumf

PRONUNCIATION:

(bumf)

MEANING:

noun: Unwanted or uninteresting printed matter such as governmental forms, legal documents, junk mail, promotional pamphlets, etc.

ETYMOLOGY:

Short for bum fodder, slang for toilet paper. Earliest documented use: 1889.

USAGE:

"A mortgage loan can generate 200 pages of bumf, most of it so boring and repetitious that no one has the energy or the time to read it all."
John Gilmour; Lenders Use The Hoover Principle; The Sydney Morning Herald (Australia); Jan 20, 2001.